Download Audiobook Off with My Head: The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom by Stassi Schroeder in English

Off with My Head: The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom


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The New York Instances best-selling creator of Subsequent Stage Primary and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Guidelines returns with the definitive Primary Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.The yr 2020 was going to be the perfect yr of Stassi’s life. In addition to getting engaged and feeling like she was on prime of the world career-wise, she purchased her first home and was planning her dream Italian wedding ceremony. The long run confirmed a lot freaking promise—till all of it went to hell. Stassi is probably not good—she could have made some (main) errors—however she does really feel like she has some perception (and loads of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, known as out, and studying from what went fallacious.By tales, confessions, and loads of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new ebook goes behind the scenes and addresses the expertise of getting cancelled, getting that optimistic being pregnant check, and saying “I do” within the yard as a substitute of in Italy. Stassi received’t maintain again about her transformation from proud fundamental bitch to… proud fundamental bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s actually necessary in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay high-quality, an Aperol spritz and a few showtunes if you want them most.Stassi hopes her story will assist others see the sunshine on the finish of the tunnel in their very own lives and make them snicker alongside the best way. She writes in regards to the significance of getting cry (at work, within the bathe, in your closet), methods to navigate social media responsibly (generally meaning logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), easy methods to observe self-care when wine is just not an possibility, and the way to not change into a Bridezilla—plus she’ll provide recommendations on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing being pregnant sweats (each cashmere sweats and evening sweats), and styling child OOTDs.So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered gown you’ve been carrying nonstop since you’re at all-time low; seize a cocktail; and let your favourite (extra advanced) fundamental bitch take you on a wild experience contained in the bumpiest yr of her life.