Download Audiobook Off with My Head: The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom by Stassi Schroeder in English

Off with My Head: The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom


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The New York Occasions best-selling creator of Subsequent Stage Fundamental and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Guidelines returns with the definitive Fundamental Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.The 12 months 2020 was going to be the very best 12 months of Stassi’s life. Moreover getting engaged and feeling like she was on high of the world career-wise, she purchased her first home and was planning her dream Italian wedding ceremony. The longer term confirmed a lot freaking promise—till all of it went to hell. Stassi might not be excellent—she could have made some (main) errors—however she does really feel like she has some perception (and loads of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, known as out, and studying from what went fallacious.By way of tales, confessions, and loads of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new e book goes behind the scenes and addresses the expertise of getting cancelled, getting that optimistic being pregnant check, and saying “I do” within the yard as an alternative of in Italy. Stassi gained’t maintain again about her transformation from proud primary bitch to… proud primary bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s actually essential in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay high-quality, an Aperol spritz and a few showtunes while you want them most.Stassi hopes her story will assist others see the sunshine on the finish of the tunnel in their very own lives and make them snigger alongside the best way. She writes in regards to the significance of getting cry (at work, within the bathe, in your closet), methods to navigate social media responsibly (typically meaning logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), follow self-care when wine will not be an choice, and the way to not grow to be a Bridezilla—plus she’ll supply tips about marrying your f*ckboy, embracing being pregnant sweats (each cashmere sweats and evening sweats), and styling child OOTDs.So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered gown you’ve been carrying nonstop since you’re at all-time low; seize a cocktail; and let your favourite (extra developed) primary bitch take you on a wild journey contained in the bumpiest 12 months of her life.